Eastward ha! / By S. J. Perelman.

Cont.: Looking for pussy -- Paris on five dolors a day -- The millennium, and what they can do with it -- The nearer the East, the shorter the shrift -- Unshorn locks and bogus bagels -- The vintner buys the rolls nobody eats -- Rosy and sleazy, or dream and reality in Asia -- To one cup of Java, add one snootful of Tahiti -- Back home in Tinseltown.